Brief Rant: Australian Two Party Politics

I’ve not been happy with the state of Australian politics for quite some time – the recent ABC Drum Opinion article by Professor Ian Marsh and former barrister Greg Barnes aligns very closely with a number of the things that make me question if our political system is really working for us as well as it could. Of course, the big question that inherently follows any challenge on the status quo in any situation is “well, what would you propose changing it into?”.

I can’t support a “let’s have an electronic parliament where everyone votes on every measure” that often gets bandied about in online circles – sometimes governments need to make unpopular decisions. Populist policy is – more often than not – bad policy. Also, this sort of system inherently punishes the less educated/fortunate in society – unless you show an active interest in politics (and let’s be honest here – chances are if you do have an interest in politics you’re either a stakeholder in a business or lobby group, or tertiary educated), you’re unlikely to find the time or inclination to have a say on policy when there are other day-to-day stresses and concerns to deal with that seem more relevant and pressing.

I’d put a sizable amount of my savings on a bet – that the majority of people couldn’t tell me who their local Federal MP is, let alone naming one of their state’s Senators. This, to me, is a tremendous part of the problem. As Marsh and Barnes point out, a lot of political issues today aren’t split along simple “class” lines, or even the traditional concepts of “left” and “right” which are increasingly becoming a false dichotomy:

A conservative Catholic might oppose gay marriage but support action on climate change and live cattle exports. She might be sympathetic to refugees. An economic liberal who supports liberalising labour markets might also support action on climate change, but also ‘border protection’ and women on boards. 

You can’t force people to suddenly “pay attention” to individuals within politics – over the past 20 years, Australia has moved closer and closer to elections being “presidential style”, where the focus is more on the leader of each party instead of the representatives you will be electing into Parliament on election day. We continue to see this focus even during the course of the political term – the media rabidly feeds off of anything Abbott or Gillard say or do, providing no insight into what the rest of our representatives are doing (unless they do something controversial, and even then only usually if it involves money or sex).

I guess what I’m trying to get at here is that I believe that the concept of two political parties being enough to cover a political spectrum is outdated. I’d love to see Australia take a leaf from Japan’s electoral process and give every single candidate standing for office 5 minutes of public air time – on television, radio and the Internet. Give us some insight into each individual representative and the issues they feel most strongly about. If this youtube video is any indication, you’d also get some absolute pearlers for the media to jump on to – and more importantly, a reason for me to have another entertaining election gathering (complete with the “sip your drink any time a candidate says ‘un-Australian’” rule).

Let’s not even bring “who will be Prime Minister” into the election equation – because, honestly, it’s really quite irrelevant. Once Parliament is elected, have the most qualified members for each Ministerial position take the reins of that particular job. Stop letting it be “jobs for the boys”, and let someone with credentials make the decisions. In the event of multiple people qualified for the position, Parliament elects a minister. Same with the leadership – the mantle goes to the MP that Parliament deems worthy of the role. Let’s abolish the idea that one person makes decisions for the entire country – that hasn’t been the case in quite some time, so why are we pretending otherwise?

This then generates a situation where opposition to a motion is driven by (one would hope) evidence and persuasive argument – not simply “because the other side supports it”. By-elections become a no brainer, there’s no longer the risk of a party “losing control”. Keep the existing conventions of motions of no confidence. Have the Senate resume its original intention as a House of the States, representing an entire State and not an electorate. (Ever noticed how the only people to stand up in the Senate and go “this is not good for my State, so I must object” are Independents? Yeah. The rest will usually blindly do what the party mandates.)

By having the focus be on individuals instead of parties, we may actually see some work being done by backbenchers other than playing Solitaire on their laptops. Of course, what I’m proposing will never happen – nepotism is alive and well in the political scene. You can’t exactly promise someone a sweet “safe seat” if an election is based on the electorate’s view of an individual and their morals/ethics/policies/thoughts as opposed to a party. This sort of system would decimate the power of the “big two” and those that finance their activities (and I’m not referring to the taxpayer.).

The above is a pipedream. It’s probably unworkable for reasons I haven’t even considered. But it’s my alternative. I’ll continue to vote for minor parties after becoming disenfranchised with the ALP, as it’s the closest I’ll get to that pipedream.

If Internet Trolls Ran Australia…

There’s been a lot in the news about Internet trolling recently. From the Jessi Slaughter (You Done Goofed) fiasco to Jessica Cook’s conviction for defacing a Facebook page dedicated to Justine Jones.

A discussion with Sam of Lowebrau’s Words fame on Facebook regarding the upcoming election when combined with these recent articles rapidly escalated (degenerated?) into a  list of what would happen if Internet trolls ran Australia:

  • The Union Jack to be replaced with Alf Stewart decking Rick Astley.
  • Internet filter to be replaced with Internet Hate Machine.
  • Parents no longer permitted to name children, names to be determined by Internet meme generator.
  • “TITS OR GTFO” to become default foreign policy and basis for immigration policy.
  • Cabinet disputes to be settled by 1v1 game of Starcraft 2.
  • “Never Gonna Give You Up” to become Australian national anthem, but only after the introduction of “Advance Australia Fair” is tacked on to the start.
  • Constitution amended so as to contain “I got in one little fight and my Moms got scared… etc”
  • Australian Flag to have Master Chief one one side with “Doesn’t Afraid Of Anything” underneath, with Goatse on the reverse.
  • New coat of arms displaying “We Accidentally The Whole Country” in Latin.
  • Speaker of the House to be replaced with Courage Wolf.
  • “The honourable member for <seat>” phraseology used in Parliament to be replaced with “That f****t from <seat>”.
  • When wishing to lodge an objection to a statement in Parliament, one must preamble one’s objection with “NO U”
  • ‎”NO U” to be considered an acceptable rebuttal to any statement made during parliamentary proceedings
  • Toxx clauses to apply during election campaigns.
  • State Govt. Lower House representatives must introduce themselves by first yelling out the post code of their electorate followed by “CHECKING IN”
  • “Holding a forum on <subject>” to literally mean creating a forum on the internet to discuss it. (‎… and by discuss it I mean sit around casting dispersions on each other’s sexuality all day, which really isn’t that different to current question time)
  • Giant image of John Howard DJing Like A Mad C**t to be hung in the senate chamber
  • Every bill you introduce gives you a negative post count
  • Each time you are banned from Parliament you must pay :10bux: to return
  • Minister for Transport renamed Minister for Automotive Insanity.
  • Modsassing to attract the death penalty. Threadshitting to attract the death penalty – unless it is established in a court of lulz that the shitting was lulzworthy.
  • “The Rod” used in Parliament to be replaced by a giant dong.
  • A minister may silence a backbencher’s speech at any time by telling them to “lurk moar”
  • A minister may imply that another is dragging his statement out by yelling YAMSYAMSYAMSYAMS
  • Head of State no longer the Sovereign of the United Kingdom. Republic of Dongs created, all new position created for head of state. Position entitled “Top C**t”.
  • “Pics or it didn’t happen” to become ironclad defense in Australian courts of law unless expert testimony is provided to attest that it is ‘shopped from someone who has seen a lot of ‘shops in their time.
  • tl;dr

… sadly I don’t think we’d be that much worse off than we are at present.

On Classification

R18+The following is a snippet from the online discussion on Internet Censorship that’s a required and assessable portion of my ICT 108 – Introduction to Multimedia and the Internet unit.

The problem with using “banning content that is illegal in Australia” as a justification for the filter is that you quickly hit a grey area under present legislation once you’ve excluded all the -obviously- illegal material.

Classification of all forms of media (games, films, books, etc.) is defined at the Commonwealth level by the Classification (Publications, Films and Computer Games) Act 1995. Then you have acts in place at the state level that define how the Commonweath act is enforced, as well as implementing additional levels of control.

Classification (Publications, Films and Computer Games) Enforcement Act 1996 – Western Australia

I won’t link the other states directly here, but they’re all available on that site.

As discussed in my previous post, it is not illegal to own RC material in any state except WA – interestingly enough, however, is that there exists a customs regulation that makes video games unsuitiable for those under 18 a prohibited good for importing.

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